Trustworthiness of Beards

I found this to be absolutely hilarious considering my man changes his facial hair all the time!  But check this running spectrum of the varying degrees of trustworthiness each facial design illuminates.  I cut it down into sections, but you can see the whole thing here.

Where does your man, brother, lab partner, boss or barista line up against this list??  *laughing really hard at my array of male choices*