Hump Day Fave: LimeCoconutBlog Twitter

I was wondering recently if any of my blog readers followed my twitter, just as I have wondered if any of my twitter followers read my blog.  In any case, since I bring my blog posts to my twitter, I thought I would bring some of my recently-funny-fabulous-favorite tweets and twitpics to you.  Hopefully it helps your hump day...

 

After I corrected MMW on some of her typos in her blog post.

Who doesn't get weak in the knees after listening to David Beckham.

We've all been there.

This is hard to do at times, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

I waited till I was at the gas station to tweet this.

A lesson we all need to keep in mind.

I dare you to disagree with this.

 

(In order from top to bottom, left to right)

Shannybear | Master Grilla & new BBQ | Alvin aka Jai | Spidey aka Anthony

Adorable Maya | My new pet Manny | Silly Anthony | Scary cupcake apartment key

Twitter Update: Shitmydadsays

Disclaimer: I disagree with the first statement. Got it babe, I DISAGREE with the first statement. Disagree.

How sad would it be if this was the first words out of your father's mouth when you announced you were engaged?  Pretty sad.

How many FLAVORS do you have?

  

My friend Amy introduced me to this website called Flavors.me which allows anyone to create a go to  website that contains all of their personal pages from all over the internet.  I finally decided to set up my page which includes my blog, Twitter and Linkedin accounts, as well as the Johnson Gray blog for which I write for.  It is an easy and simple way for people to access all of your pages at once.

Run's Got Wisdom

Whenever I'm in the mood for some trash MTV, I might indulge in an episode or 2 of Run's House. Well, From These Lips... just threw out some RevRunWisdom love, so I thought I'd check it out and see what the Reverand is tweeting about. Now, the grammar I could live without, but this, this is so true.
P.S. I can not stop laughing at the end of his tweets, "im jus saying," "real tlk," ahaha it doesn't matter what he's talking about, it makes me laugh

Remember this, you're just a lucky _______ guy!

I've been thinking about this post for a while now. When things got a little busy, I decided to wait so I could dedicate some good words to the following news:

As you know I am 100% a fan of the Twitter line, shitmydadsays. The 29-year-old has been tweeting about all the hilarious things his 73-year-old father says around the house, the house they share, meaning he lives with his father. As anyone can imagine, some funny things get thrown around, and Justin Halpern has been smart enough - or lucky enough as his father pointed out below - to write it all down and share it with the Twitter world. It has become such a huge hit, there's been talk of both a book deal and a future sitcom!!

If you're not following already, I suggest you get on it, so you don't miss out on any of the hilarious comments. If you want to hear more on the subject, check out the Maxim interview with Justin here. Enjoy some of my recent favorites, including this first one - which I have a feeling might be a direct comment on the twitter success:

Tweet Much

Want to know right away what kind of shenanigans are being posted across this canvas? Well now you can! The Lime and The Coconut is officially live on Twitter.

Click on my birdie here and you'll be sure to receive the latest and greatest updates, important news, and the occasional laughs that may not be shared here.

Oh! And if you love what you read, feel free to share the news with your friends and family.

If you don't have a Twitter account, and aren't ready to join the birds, that's OK! There are other ways to keep in touch, like subscribing to the blog RSS feeds (links on the right), even adding the Twitter RSS feeds in your reader. Better yet, you can become a follower through blogspot - here's a link to help you get started!

Keep in touch, and enjoy your week!

Twitter Update: Shitmydadsays

Haha, so true.

Happy Weekend

Ok so I realize this is my 11th post of the day, but I felt bad seeing how I didn't post anything at all yesterday... so I'm just making up for lost time *big cheese smile*
I thought I'd leave you with this Twitter Update: shitmydadsays to keep you smiling throughout your weekend:
And yes Amy, I did go a little postal today... you know you like it!

Twitter Update: Shitmydadsays

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."10:03 AM Oct 5th from web

shitmydadsays

Justin

Twitter Quotes

I can't get over how hilarious this is. This guy tweets quotes from his 73 year-old dad, whom he lives with mind you! Some knee slapping stuff.
Check it out for a mid-Monday pick-me-up.