Halloween Costume?

No joke, this is what I'm dressing up as today for work.  How you might ask am I pulling this off?  It's quite easy actually.  All you need is:

- Sweatpants
- Zip-up jacket
- Sports bra
*This is so when your jacket is zipped up, it appears as though nothing is underneath*
- Yoga mat sandals
- Hippie hair band
*Because if anyone were to be a nudist, it would be a hippie*
- Oh! And then of course a fabulous sign pinned to your back
*This way when people aren't sure what you are = confusion, then once you walk passed them = laughter, which of course leads to - success*

Pretty nifty huh?  Thanks to my very clever mom for the idea.

Oh and to be perfectly honest, wear whatever the heck you want, go into work today and print you up a sign, attach it to your clothing and BAM! You are officially festive.

What are you dressing up as this Halloween?