At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.
- Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life
I was waiting to blog this so I can take an actual picture of my actual books, but someone somewhere still has my Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me. So I decided I finally needed to let you know the following:
a. Another goal dusted.
b. Chelsea Handler is hilarious. And if you haven't figured it out yet, read these books.
c. Read these books.
Thanks! That is all.